Dialogue:
“Hi Chuck, how did your date go?” asked Bill.
“It was a fiasco!” exclaimed Chuck.
“Oh, what happened?”
“I spilled wine all over her dress. Then when I went to help here clean it, we both bent down at the same time and I hit my head on her nose and broke her nose!” Chuck said in an embarrassed tone.
“That sucks,” said Bob trying not to laugh.
“Yes it does.”
Riddle:
How many ninnies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred, one to hold the bulb and ninety-nine to turn the house.
