Saturday, November 17, 2007

LITTLE REDDY By: Marko FM
(Beep) (BEEP) (BEEP) Little red riding in the hood picked up her gun lazily (BANG!) (BEEP) (Beep) (Beep) “Come down for breakfast Little Reddy!” Called her half mom in a sweet voice.
Her real mom was killed in a fire.
“My name’s not Little Reddy! It’s Little Red Riding In The Hood!” shouted LRRITH.
“OK Little Reddy!” answered her mother.
“Ahhh!!! I hate you! You’re not even my real mom!!”
The name little red riding in the hood came from her being from the hood. She was a most wanted killer, a heavily tattooed, pierced person and a rapper.
She came down stairs in about five minuets and gobbled down some pancakes. While looking in the news paper she found an interesting article. “Grannie’s G’s escaped jail!!”Read the headline of the news paper. Little Red Riding In The Hood knew who Grannie's G’s was, so she called her on the phone
“Yo G’s, what’s up? I hear you got out!”
“Yeah I did. Hey! How would you like to come over to meet my mafia talk for half hour, then do a recording session?” She spoke in a very manly like voice.
“That sounds legit,” replied LRRITH
So with that Little Red Riding In The Hood started an escape plan. That night Little Red Riding In The Hood also called LRRITH got both of her totally custom made pistols and shot the end of the clothes line. Grabbing on to it and swung down. When she got to the end of the rope she jumped. She hit the wall with her ribs, and held in a scream. She climbed up then jumped down and made her escape.
When LRRITH landed on the ground, she landed in horse manure. With her face covered in horse manure she went to a bar that was in the middle of the forest she washed up and chugged some booze. After drinking a few beers she called Grannie’s G’s, but she could only leave a message. That message was, “ Hey G’s I’m coming.”
She didn’t know that she had been overheard by WOLF.
WOLF was 5 foot 4 and he thought he was a rap legend, he looked like a normal wolf with black and sliver hair and he was a gangster.
LRRITH walked out of the bar, but not alone. After a few minutes she began feeling that she is being followed. She looked to the left nothing. She looked to her right she saw a fat man trying to hide behind a tree. LRRITH took out her gun and shot the tree beside the fat man. He peaked out and said “Do you have cooties?”
“ No, yo, I don’t have cooties.” She says sighing
“Ok”
He came out and introduced himself with a Childs voice “Hi my names lumby lumby whats your name?” lumby lumby asks curiously.
“LRRITH. How old are you 38- 40? And how much do you weigh?”
“I am nine and I am one pound!!!”
“Right?” She said with confusion.
“Can I come with you?” he begged.
“Yo why do you want to follow me?” she asked with a question mark on her head.
“I want to have an adventure!” he said happily.
“Well……”
“O please! O please! O please! O please! O Please!” he said rapidly.
“OK! JUST STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!”
“Ok.” Answered Lumby Lumby.
When LRRITH turned her back Lumby Lumby said with an evil voice and an evil smile, “She has no idea! Hahaha!!!!
“Are you coming or not?” She demanded.
“Yes wait up please.”
That same day they got to Grannie’s G’s house. Her house looked like the house from Hansel and Gretel, but the owner was nowhere as sweet as the house. Grannie’s G’s was a ripped mafia leader with a godfather type of face. She always wore black glasses. While LRRITH was introducing Grannie’s G’s to lumby lumby, WOLF was calling the cops. Grannies G’s said, “Yo LRRITH, wanna meet my mafia?”
“Yo sure.”
From out of the door Cinderella, Snow White and The Three Little Pigs came. From the same door the cops came in 15 minutes later. Every one drew their weapons and were rampaging everywhere. While everyone was fighting LRRITH saw a huge diamond she spoke to her self, “take it. Don’t take it. Take it. Don’t take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.”
At the end she viciously took the diamond and ran away with lumby lumby. The fight ended when the cops retreated and the mafia found out what LRRITH did, that she stole the diamond. The WOLF went to the police station and heard “after we kill all of the were going to frame the wolf. While that LRRITH said to lumby lumby “Yo spill it out. I heard you!”
“Heard what?”
“That I have no idea that you are a ….COP!!!!” she retorted.
With that lumby lumby reached for his gun
“nanana” she taunted Lumby Lumby
LRRITH is holing Lumby Lumby’s gun,
“Darn!!!” he spat out
“Have any last words?”
“Yes actually I do. I wish you’d get ten grand when you go to heaven.”
With that LRRITH took a shot at lumby lumby but lumby lumby was to fat and the bullet bounced back. That’s when LRRITH got an idea.
She saw a lake. They were on a cliff. Suddenly she trips him and he swoops down into the water and drowns.
After that LRRITH caught up to WOLF on her way to the bar. He said, “sorry I called the cops on you, yo, want to team up with you to fight the cops?”
“Sure but were not only fighting the cops.”
“Who else.” Asked WOLF.
That’s when LRRITH showed WOLF the diamond.
When they get over to the bar LRRITH said, “it’s quiet too quiet.”
Then out of the shadows of the right the mafia starts shooting at them LRRITH and WOLF took cover. Then on the left the cops came and every one started shooting.
While LRRITH and the WOLF were aggressively fighting with guns the cops on the left the mafia on the right, out of no where, the witch from snow white comes pops out. She said in a snickering voice “Hello my deary. Would you like an apple?”
“Sure thanks.” Replied LRRITH.
LRRITH snatches the apple and thistly took a bite out of it, LRRITH started chocking. WOLF said “Yo witch!! You in the wrong story! That was LRRITH!!!”
“Oh then, sorry deary I thought it was Snow White.”
Snow White said “I’m over here”
“Oh” said the witch
After ten long and pain full minuets of chocking, wheezing and rolling on the floor LRRITH died. The cops started chasing the witch for murder but the witch soon found out that she didn’t have to run that she could just go back to her own story and now the cops run in circles.
WOLF went to jail and his punishment for ten hours a day for the rest of his life was to wear a Barney costume give candies to little wolves and sing, “I love you, you love me.” Lumby lumby loved his ten grand in heaven and LRRITH came back to life from hell for eating the apple again but was reborn in the middle of a telletuby commercial and she killed her self and every one lived happily ever after.

THE END

Social Responsibility

Social responsibility by: Marko FM Stereo typing people is totally wrong it causes hate, wars, suffering ect. It makes people feel like they are total strangers in their own land. That they haven’t lived there for years, decades and more. Like in the holocaust the Jews, Gypsies, handicapped and the African Europeans were convinced that they weren’t good enough for the world.
It is totally discriminating and wrong. But people don’t learn from their mistakes it seems there is a whole new holocaust this time not in Europe, but in Darfur. Many people are being killed because of religion.
I have a personal story of discrimination. My grandfather says that Native Americans are second class and that they aren’t as good as white people while he is half Indian. He doesn’t like to believe the truth and he always fights that his mom was not a Native American. Once he said that he would bring me a picture of her. When he did, he brought a black and white picture. He said “See, she’s white.” My dad told me that she was Native American. My dad tried to find out were his family came from then he asked his god father and he told him that she was Native American. My dad also saw were she grew up in and met his great aunt and she was Native America. When I asked my grandfather how is she white when her sister is Native American he said “But she’s not her sister.” Still to this day my grandfather doesn’t want to accept it. Yet still he tries to show me how great my family was, it’s not the nicest thing to do before saying hello or hi. Instead he says “look my great grandfather was the president of Mexico.” Then I have a huge discussion which I don’t want to have and at the end I just let it go after I tell him that Native Americans are not second class people.
As a consequence of this happening, if I hadn’t talked to my dad I would probably would start disliking Native Americans, and I would start having prejudices towards Native Americans.


THE END

Magee's mind

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Staring into the sunset out of my window on the last day of summer, wondering what my new school would be like this year, do they have a girls basketball team, will I be popular but what I was most curios of, was if there was bullying at my new school

Jumping with fear, I wake up to a very unpleasant sound, the sound of my noisy alarm clock. I walk over to the light switch and turned on the blinding lights and start to get dressed. ‘Magee, what do you want for breakfast honey!’ mom yelled from downstairs ‘I’ll have oatmeal mom’ I replied back. By the way my mom is the best of all moms, she bakes for me, and she plays with me, and she buy food to keep me healthy, and if you’re wondering about my dad, um, he lives in England with my step-mom because my parents got divorced when I was three.

On my way to the first day of school my mom and I are discussing our expectations of the new school that I’m going to. While we reach the school I kiss my mom goodbye and walked into the building with mixed emotions.

After the anthems the class sat down into their desks and everybody introduced themselves by saying their name, where they are from and what their favorite food is. When it was my turn I started to say ‘My name is Magee Anderso-‘That name sounds like your eighty years old!’ a girl behind me blurted out ‘Quiet Carla or you will be sent out,” Ms. Marks (my teacher) said, trying to ignore the interruption I continued ‘I’m from north Arizona and moved to Vancouver at the end of last summer,’ ‘No wonder you have that annoying accent!’ the girl behind me yelled across the room again ‘I’m warning you Carla,’ Ms. Marks demanded with more of a harsher tone, crossing my fingers not to be interrupted again I carry on ‘And my favorite food is deep fried banana’s ‘Ha! Your name stinks as much as what you eat, loser’ Carla interrupted once more and this time the whole class burst out laughing ‘OUT OF MY CLASSROOM NOW CARLA MARTIN!’ yelled Ms. Marks.