Sunday, February 28, 2010

cindersmelli

Cindersmelli twisted fairy tale draft one by Gabi

Once upon a time not so long ago, not even so far away in Whistler B.C. lived middle-aged women by the name of Cindy. Cindy was a very beautiful girl inside and out, for the most part, unfortunately she had the ugliest feet. Why would this matter? you may ask. She did not only have ugly feet but she had size fifteen extra wide with multiple warts and bunions. Cindy had dreams of her own, she dreamed of moving out of her tiny room in the house so she could get away form her evil brothers who treated her like a slave in her own home. She also dreamed of going off and marring and Olympic luger on team Canada. Her friends always made fun of her by saying,

“Haha you want to marry a loser”

“Wow that’s weird” her friends would say,

“No guys, I want to marry a luger.”

She never let that get to her and make her feel bad. She knew someday she would find this luger in who she has always dreamed of. One day while she was cleaning the pig sty her brothers left for her to clean up she found an invitation to go to a celebration in honor of the Canadian luge team that won a gold medal that day. She decided,

“I must go, I actually have a chance to meat this mister right I have always dreamed of.”

Of course she didn’t have a dress or nice shies to wear and wondered what to do.

“What ever will I do,” she wondered in distress.

When suddenly a fairy godfather appeared with a “decent” looking dress and a beautiful pair of size five extra narrow glass slippers. The dress fit like a glove but the slippers on the other hand wouldn’t even fit on her pinky toe, so she compromised with a horribly hideous pair of green polyester pair of hiking boots, she was not too worried about this because she assumed that her dress would cover the monstrosity. So without a care she ran with her hiking boots to the party and there she had a blast and yes, as you probably guessed she did meet this luger that she had always dreamed of and it looked liked they both really enjoyed there company and danced the night away. When the clock struck 11:59 she had to be back home and so, just like that she disappeared without even a goodbye or a phone number. When the party was finally over the luger said,

“Goodbye everyone, thanks for coming eh,”

He took one look at these ugly shoe he had found at the bottom of his stairs and decided that he wouldn’t even bother finding the owner of these ugly shoes because he just assumed that since these shoes were so gross that the owner would be as ugly and gross, without realizing that the shoe actually belonged to Cindy the beautiful girl that he had danced with earlier that night.

So in the end Cindy and the luger didn’t go off and live a happy life together but Cindy didn’t live a completely horrible and lonely life. She ended up being the guinea pig for a foot fungus laboratory and saving enough money to move out of the house and far away form her evil step brothers and for the luger he met a skeleton athlete and ended up marring her so I guess you can say, and they all lived happily ever after, for the most part.

Seth's Fairy Tale

Once upon a time family of ducks lived on a farm. There was one mother duck and three ugly ducklings and one egg still waiting to hatch. One day, the last egg finally hatched and a huge flash of light sprang out of the egg shells and a beautiful duck walked out of the light. Every second you looked at him, it looked like he was glowing!
The next day, the whole family went to the farmhouse to talk to the other animals. The mother duck was so proud of the beautiful duckling that she paid most attention to him instead of the other ducks. The mother took them to talk with the roosters, but it would only be her talking about how great the beautiful duckling was. After a while of the mother duck always bragging about the beautiful duckling, the three ugly ducklings became jealous and they had to do something about it.
One night after the beautiful duckling and the mother duck had gone to sleep, they started to think of plans to solve their problem. They thought that if they were to sabotage the beautiful duckling’s beauty, then the mother duck would pay the same amount of attention to them and she would not have anything to brag about. So they thought of many ideas to do this, but they decided they would try to hit him with something in his sleep.
The next day, the mother duck decided to take the ducklings for a swim at the pond. When they got there, the three ugly ducklings went over the plan. While they were swimming the beautiful duckling said,
“What are you guys talking about,” he asked.
“None of your business,” the three ugly ducklings replied. The beautiful duckling did not know why the ugly ducklings were acting so weird around him lately. He had not done anything wrong towards them so he knew there was something up, but he wondered what?
The next night the ugly ducklings put their plan to work. After the beautiful duckling had gone to sleep, they all tip-toed towards him with the only thing they could find... a shovel. They came close to him and one of the ugly ducklings took the shovel and wacked the beautiful duckling. They thought that it should definitely do the trick. What they did not know was that the beautiful duckling went to the washroom and they had just hit his stuffed animals.
The next morning the three ugly ducklings were very excited for their day free from their mother showing off the beautiful duckling. Before the beautiful duckling woke up, the ugly ducklings were acting extremely excited. The mother duck knew they were up to something. So she asked them,
“What are you three so excited about?”
“Oh nothing,” they replied while shaking. Then a huge ball of light appeared and the ugly ducklings were very excited. They knew they made him ugly but not ugly enough to make him have light reflecting off of him! Then they saw the beautiful duckling, but when they saw him, he was definitely not what they expected. He was even more beautiful than before! But how, they thought, could this possibly be! He walked towards them and acted like nothing had happened!
So the ugly ducklings decided there was not a way to deal with their problem and they would just have to let it go. They could not do anything about it. So they let time pass and they dealt with the jealousy and the boasting of their mother. When they got older, they could not take it any longer. They decided all three of them would move away together and not have to deal with the beautiful duckling and their mother.
The next morning, they were going to make their move. The mother did not mind if they went, all she cared about was having the beautiful duckling to brag about. So when the ugly ducklings started walking away, they felt weird and a bit sick and wondered what was happening to them. They went back to their mother and the beautiful duckling. Oddly the beautiful duckling was feeling weird and sick too. They looked in the mirror and they all looked completely different! The ugly ducklings were beautiful and the beautiful duckling was ugly! The ugly ducklings finally got what they wanted, no more bragging from their mother. The mother now treated them greatly, but they did not like it for one reason. She started to treat the beautiful duckling like she had treated the ugly ducklings. So the ugly ducklings decided they were still going to move away, and invite the beautiful duckling to come so he did not have to be treated like the ugly ducklings were treated.
The next day at the ducklings’ new pond they were all very happy and they taught their mother a lesson about treating everyone equally no matter how ugly or how beautiful they are. The ducklings lived happily ever after.

Tumble-Ina or (Big tiny) and the Ginger, breadgirl



Once upon a time in the year 2009 in a land called Canada there didn’t live a little girl... Yet, altho there did live a small, small, oh so very small Gingerbread girl, she was so much smaller then all the other gingerbread girls, and so very different to in her mind and looks, well lets just say she was a-a ginger, breadgirl. She had beautiful red hair, but, well she was in the shape of bread so she looked, well lets just say, very, very plump, and she was tiny so very tiny she was and all she wanted was a friend.


So what else to do but ask for one, but the ginger breadgirl was told about the valley of stink were the witch lived and how horrible a place it was and how much it stunk, she really didn’t want to go but she wanted a friend so badly that the next day she even, Ran ran ran as could to find the witch, but the witch new she was coming and why she was coming you see, so the witch put the durian seeds and and a magical pot outside, and put a note on the door saying it was for the Ginger breadgirl and the instructions for planting them.


When the Ginger breadgirl arrived she realized she should of just called the witch and asked her to ship it to her.


A week later the Ginger breadgirl smelled a very stinky stink and on top of the durian she saw a fat stinky, but yet tiny little girl. Over weeks they became best friend they started going for walks but Tumble-Ina kept on, well tumbling. One day they decided to go for a picnic by the river. At the River Tumble-Ina tripped and started rolling down the hill, next thing she knew she was frozen solid bobbing down the river.


She thawed out a year later in Whistler B.C., It was February 2010, the time of the winter Olympics, so she decided that she wouldn’t just sit down and freeze to death she go to some events and go to a five star hotel called the four seasons. She had the time of her life there if you ask me it was quite heavenly.


Tumble-Ina was going snow tube-ing she was climbing up for her third run, then suddenly she tripped and started rolling down the mountain, she was going so fast she couldn’t stop her self, she slid into a snow man but kept on going down the mountain even though she was covered in snow freezing cold and couldn’t see. She knocked down every one in her path, going down uncontrollably through everything and every one, she landed up in the sliding centre during the skeleton finals, she went down faster then anyone else and won the gold medal with record time.

“Sorry Jon Montgomery maybe next year,” Said Tumble-Ina.


At the victory ceremony she got up on the podium to get her medal, and when she leaned forward to receive it she...tripped.


Snow White the Untold Story

Once upon a time, along time ago, in a far away land, there lived a beautiful young princess. She had dark brown hair, and the most charming pale white skin any one has ever seen. In fact, her skin was so white that every body called her Snow White.

Everyone loved Snow White; they were entranced by her beauty, her snow white skin, her dark brown hair and her blood red lips. Everyone thought that her outer beauty reflected her inner beauty. They were wrong, very wrong.

Snow White had a secret that she had kept hidden for a very long time. She learned to keep her secret well, by staying indoors whenever it was sunny out. She also kept to herself a lot, or so it seemed. You see, Snow White was no ordinary princess. Snow White was a vampire!

Everyone knows that there’s no such thing as a nice vampire, and Snow White was no exception to that rule. She was evil to the bone!

Snow White awoke one miserable, wet morning. “Yes!” she shouted when she saw the rain pouring down from the sky. “I love it when the sun doesn’t shine. Now I can go outside without the sun light killing me.” She got dressed quickly and headed outside to get some food.

Snow White walked to a nearby playground with a squeaky swing set and many trees. She walked up to a group of children and they were immediately mesmerized by her great beauty. “Being beautiful makes everything so easy,” Snow White said to herself. She started talking to a nice, little boy and soon enough they found themselves walking towards her house in the forest. On the way to Snow White’s house, from the corner of her eye she spotted a handsome young man staring at her. She was distracted when the little boy who sneezed three times. “What’s the matter with you, Sneezy?” Snow White asked?

“My name’s not Sneezy,” replied the little boy.

“It is now!” Snow White exclaimed as she pulled him into her house and locked the door behind them. “Sneezy,” she said, “I’d like you to meet Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy and Delicious.” Sneezy looked up and saw what looked like seven dwarfs. When he took a better look, Sneezy noticed that the dwarfs were actually children wearing fake beards and old people’s clothes, and that his best friend, Billy, was one of them. Billy had been missing for over a year and everyone had thought he was dead. Now, Sneezy was starting to figure things out.

In the meantime, Snow White had become a bit hungry from her expedition and called one of the dwarf like children over. “Come here Delicious,” she said, and led him out of the house. She returned an hour later, without Delicious and with bright red lips. “You can have Delicious’ bed,” she told Sneezy. “He won’t be coming back.”

The next morning, the seven remaining children were forced to wake up early, put on their fake beards and old people’s clothes and march to work before the sun rose. Snow White followed behind them to make sure they were working. To make it seem like they were happy, she forced them to sing the most ridiculous, overly happy song that no one in their right mind would ever sing on their way to work. It went “Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go. We work all day, we work all night, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho…”

Snow White forced the children to work every day and forced them to pretend that they were happy all the time. Her plan was to make them work until they got big and then serve as her dinner. It was an evil plan.

Snow White thought that no one knew of her evil ways, but she was wrong. One person did know. One person knew everything about Snow White. Even more than she knew, herself. That person was Snow White’s step mother, the queen. Snow White’s mother was a vampire, who died at Snow White’s birth. The queen knew this and had always tried to stop her step daughter from doing evil, but she was never able to control Snow White.

One sunny day when the 7 “dwarfs” were working and snow white was inside planning world domination, there was a knock at the door. It was Snow White’s stepmother disguised as a handsome prince from a far away land who wanted to marry Snow White. When Snow White answered the door it was love at first sight for her.

Before the stepmother came to Snow White’s house she prepared a garlic clove disguised as a blood red apple both in appearance and smell. Being a witch, and knowing so many spells this was very easy for her.

Snow White made the foolish mistake everyone made with her. She trusted someone just because he was handsome.

“I saw you walking to your house last night and you looked hungry, so I picked this apple for you,” lied the stepmother still disguised as a prince.

“That’s nice of you but I don’t really like apples,” said Snow White just trying to carry on the conversation.

“Oh, that’s too bad. This looks like the best one I have ever seen in my life. I guess I’ll just eat it myself. Sorry for bothering you.”

The stepmother was getting worried that her plan would fail; she was turning to go when Snow White said, “Wait, it looks like you tried so hard to get this for me, I’d feel bad not eating it, so how about we split it?”

The Queen was relieved to hear this and immediately cut the apple in half with the sword she was carrying as part of her disguise. Snow white, glad the prince stayed to share the apple with her, instantly took a gigantic bite. As soon as her mouth hit the “apple” she fell into a deep sleep. The only way for her to awaken was for a real prince to give her a kiss from the heart, which would change her into the lovely girl her stepmother always wanted her to become.

When the local prince heard the news about Snow White he got very, very sad. The Queen then told him if he gives Snow White a kiss from the heart, even if she does not wake up, Snow White will know how much he loves her.

“Ever since I first saw Snow White in the park I wanted to marry her, now I will never get the chance to,” cried the real prince.

“Please calm down, there’s nothing we can do now, but pray and show how much we love her, so go now and kiss her,” exclaimed the Queen in a soothing, soft voice.

The Prince listened to the Queen and went to kiss Snow White. He found her on a glass encased bed. He lifted the glass and bent over her, holding back his tears he gave her the most loving kiss from the heart. When his lips touched hers, her eyes

slowly opened and simultaneously her face changed color. Her face was no longer snow white. It was a tan color, and her lips were no longer blood red. They were a pale pink color. The Prince shocked by the transformation before his eyes, fell forward hitting his head on the edge of glass case. Blood squirted all over Snow Whit but Snow White, no longer a Vampire, was repulsed!

The seven kids who were working on a coffin for Snow White saw she was alive and that the Prince was unconscious covered in blood on the floor. They assumed he was dead by the fact he was not breathing and put the coffin to work.

The Queen walked into the room where she helped Snow White clean the blood off herself. The Queen realized her plan worked and was very happy. Snow White had no recollection of what she had been like before. The Queen placed a jasmine wreath on her head because that was the fashion for princesses in those days.

The Queen told Snow White that she was not snow white any more. Her skin was now a lovely, healthy tanned colour. She decided to call her Jasmine.

Since Snow White had no memory of what happened or all the children. The Queen cast a spell on the children and all the people in the town to make them forget about everything Snow White had done.

Jasmine loved the sunshine so much that she decided to move to Agrabah, where the sun shines every day and she could stay with her uncle who was the king.

Jasmine was lost while traveling through the desert and was helped by a young man. The young man introduced himself, “Hi, my name is Aladdin and this is my monkey, Abu.” For Jasmine and Aladdin it was love at first sight. He helped her find her way to her uncle’s palace. And the rest is another story!

SNOW WHITE ON THIN ICE

DRAFT #1



“We are landing in two minutes” the Pilot said.


Wow I’m actually going to be figure skating in the 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver. That’s the only thing that matters to me not even that I’m in first class!

We landed, I’m actually in Vancouver! OMG! There is a driver waiting for me.
I finally got to Olympic village. It looks more like a five star hotel! Even though I’ve never been to one. My room has a massage chair and everything else like room service, Jacuzzi and a computer!


I had barley any sleep because I was so exited! “KNOCK KNOCK,” I opened the door.
“Good morning my name is Katherine Evil I’m am your new roommate,” Katherine said sweetly.
“OMG your Katherine the gold medalist! Come in,” I said like a fan of Justin Beiber who just met him.


“Thanks?” Katherine said unsurely.

“We got to go to the lounge for a meeting thing.” I said trying to be cool.

We got to lounge and met the other skaters. There were seven new skaters like me. They told us some rules and we had a get to know you skate then we had lunch.

After lunch we went back to are rooms and relaxed. Then most of us went to the club on Main Street to have diner it was called the 4 L’s.

When I came back I had to walk in very quietly because Katherine was sleeping. I got into bed and fell asleep instantly.

Katherine alarm clock went off at five AM. She got out of bed and went for a walk. I couldn’t fall back asleep so I got up and ran along the sea wall in Vancouver it was beautiful. When it was finally 7:30 I went back. I took a long shower and by 9:00 I was ready for practise.

All the girls were there and there was a schedule of who is practising first. I was tenth on the list out of 23. First was Katherine. She was amazing. Then after awhile it was my turn.

Before I started some snowboarders came through the door. One of them was Asher Brock. OMG!!! He is so cute. But then my music started and I started to skate. After I was done everyone except for Katherine clapped.

After I went back to my room Katherine packed all of my stuff and said “you got to go I need my own room!” “What? I was here first you should find yourself a new room like a mature person,” I said meanly. She said she was going to kill me so I left.


I went to one of my friend who was one of the 7 skaters who were new at the Olympics Jana Doc. She is very sweet. Then all of the 7 new skaters came Jana happy, Jana Grumpy, Jana Dopey, Jana Sleepy, Jana Sneezy and Jana Bashful. We all decided to go with the snowboarders to snowboard or ski.


All the girls and I decide to try snowboarding so each of us got match with a snowboarder and he’d teach us. I got match with Asher. We had allot of fun till Kathrine came and ask Asher would teach he instead of me. He was so nice and said no. So we went on we had a snowball fight. Then all of us went to a place called Écouter aimer.I loved it I sat next to Asher and Jana Doc. Then we all went back to the Olympic village. John didn’t have room for all of us so Asher drove me back.

The next day I got a text from Asher to meet him in an ally on Broadway. I took the Canada line and walk 10 blocks. I finally got there it was super dark then I heard a familiar voice it was Katharine. Katherine jumped on me and made me drink this potion. I feel asleep instantly.

I coughed, I was awake. I saw Asher he was doing CPR on me. He saved my life. “Jana, Jana, Jana, Jana, Jana, Jana and Jana, she’s awake,” he said in relief. “Move out of the way Snow Snow are you alright?” one of the Jana’s said.”Yeah I think,” I said horsey.

They took me to a doctor he said I needed 5 days of rest which was great because in 9 days we were skating.

All the Jana’s went to the police station and got Katherine in to jail. Katherine was not happy at all.

8 days had gone tomorrow we were skating so all of us went to Jana doc’s room at 5:45 and watched movies till 8:46 then went to bed by 9:00.

I woke up at 9:00 in the morning. I took and really long shower then had breakfast then practiced one more time.

Finally we had to go to the stadium. I was 23rd the last on the list. I stretched and relaxed. Finally it was my turn I stepped on the ice and heard the crowd cheering my name. My music started playing and I started skating. My graceful moves were amazing and my jumps were crisp.

Finally the ranking came in was in first place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won I got gold!!!!!!!!!! All the Jana’s came to me and congratulated me on my win.

The next day was the medal ceremony. I stood on the podium on the top and sang my home town anthem OH CANADA. I felt good warring the gold medal it felt great.

Me and Asher got married two years later and lived happily ever after.

THE END

The Young Giant

The Young Bigfoot and the Chuck Taylor’s

Today in a city not so far away, lived Thumbdunk, a boy who just isn’t strong and just isn’t tall. Whose only dream was to get into the NBA. There is only two problems for him one he is short and two he is weak. His family felt awful for him because he was constantly bullied, just because he was different. His family had tried everything from going to the doctor, feeding him tons and even putting him on a rusty green stretching board that his family had bought for him at an old garage sale a year ago. Everyday he would stretch on it for his arms and legs. The only thing that he hadn’t tried yet was steroids. Thumdunk didn’t like breaking the rules he was very honest except he was desperate to get into the NBA.

This morning the sun looked a bright as a lemon and the sky looked as clear and blue as water. Thumbdunk knew today was the day he would call Bigfoot and go with him for six years. In that time he would be trained, given steroids and watched intensively. These next six years would change Thumbdunks life like never before. Thumbdunks mind was stiring with great pictures of himself in a Sixers uniform right beside Iverson his favorite player of all time and his favorite team of all time too.

“Move faster Grandpa” yelled Thumbdunk in stressed out voice
“I’m going as fast is a can. Go to the washroom its going to be a long drive into town. O and don’t forget your bags bring them downstairs. I can only do so much.” said Grandpa in an aggravated voice
“Fine ill go get my bags. You know Grandpa I’m not a little kid anymore. I know when I have to go to the washroom.” said Thumbdunk
“I’m almost ready to go. You better get a move on it if you don’t want to be late.” said grandpa
Thumbdunk ran up the stairs to his bedroom as fast as his little white feet could carry him. He tried to grab his bag but couldn’t so he stood at the back of it and pushed and pushed but the bag just wouldn’t budge. Then Thumbdunk thought of something, he owns a German Shepard named Kellie. She could push the bag with her brown and gold snout.

“Kellie!” said Thumdunk

No later than a second after he called her. Kellie sprinted with her long dark black legs as fast as she could and ran right over Thumbdunk. He hit her and she immediately stopped and sat. Thumbdunk pointed towards the bag and Kellie pushed it down the stairs.

“Okay grandpa lets go.” said Thumbdunk

“Finally! Get in the car.” said Grandpa in an aggravated voice


**
“Were did Bigfoot say he would meet us?”

“I think he said he would meet us at B.C. place.” said Thumbdunk

“Okay. O I think that’s him over there.” said grandpa

“You mean that big black fluffy thing that looks like it its seven feet tall?” said Thumbdunk in an astonished voice

“Yeah! I think that’s him. Ill drop you around the back.” said grandpa

“Okay! said Thumbdunk

Grandpa unrolled his window to talk to Bigfoot, but the Bigfoot was too tall so he got out of the car.

“So how much is it again” said grandpa in a sigh
“One thousand dollars, but you can pay me after” said Bigfoot in his deep voice
“No! Here is the money, this better work.” said grandpa
“Bye Thumbdunk, have a great time!” said grandpa
Thumbdunk ran and hugged his grandpa so hard he could feel his heart beat it felt like a baseball that didn’t stop bouncing.

Bigfoot grabbed thumbdunk and put him on his back. Bigfoot’s hair almost suffocated Thumbdunk. He felt like he was in sand except hairy sand.

“So this is my home well technically cave. Go take a look inside. Make yourself comfortable.” Said Bigfoot
“Thanks, its very nice. When do we start training.” said Thumbdunk
“How about we give you some steroids right now and then you eat and go to bed. Tomorrow we will do some training to strengthen those scrawny arms and legs.” said Bigfoot
“Okay that sounds good with me.” said Thumbdunk in the happiest voice he could think of
“Come over here an ill give you some growth hormones.” said Bigfoot
“Will it hurt.” Said Thumbdunk
“Get over here you little baby.” said Bigfoot
Thumbdunk took one look at the needle and was out cold. So Bigfoot put him on his bed and injected the needle into him.

The next morning
“Wake up!” said Bigfoot in a loud voice
“What its five thirty in the morning.” said Thumbdunk in a frustrated voice
“Training starts today get up put on your clothes meet me downstairs in five.” said Bigfoot
“Drink that!” said Bigfoot
The contents of the glass were gross, it looked like egg and juice was in there and something that was light brown.
“No!” said Thumbdunk
“Yes, do it now. Or else I will shove it down your throat.” said Bigfoot
“Okay, fine!” said Thumbdunk
He drank the whole glass and almost gagged. It tasted like raw egg with juice that had already expired and something soft and chewy.
“Lets start training.” said Bigfoot
“Okay, what should we do first.” said Thumbdunk
“Lets do crunches it should help your worthless abs.” said Bigfoot
Thumbdunk started to do crunches, with every crunch came a feeling that something was pulling his abs together and squeezing them tight, but he kept going and ended up doing fifty.
“Okay the now lets just play one on for the rest of the day.” said Bigfoot
“Sounds good with me!” said Thumbdunk
For the next six years their routine was the same they would do one exercise a day and then a game for the rest of the day.
**
One night Bigfoot dropped Thumbdunk to his grandpa and grandmas house.
“Thanks for everything.” said Thumbdunk
“It was fun!” said Bigfoot
“Bye Bigfoot.” said Thumbdunk
“Bye!” said Bigfoot
Thumbdunk ran to his room and went to bed. He was really tired.
“Your so tall. Basketball tryouts our right now! Let’s go.” Said Grandpa
“Okay!” said Thumbdunk
The drive felt to short because the only thing that was on his mind was will the coach figure out what he had been up to. They arrived at the gym right on time.
“Hey coach Red” said Thumbdunk
“Your huge, how did you grow so fast” said Coach Red
“I have no clue at all” said Thumbdunk
“Let’s start, everyone on the three throw line. First of all this is my assistant Coach Helen.” Said coah Red
“Lets see who can dunk.” said coach Red
Everyone had dunked and Thumbdunk was the last. He ran to the hoop and jumped. The only problem was that when he came down so did the net.
“Out!” said coach Red
“I’m really sorry.” Said Thumbdunk
“Its okay!” said coach Helen
Coach Helen and Thumbdunk both left. They dated for a year and then got married at The Four Seasons.

They lived happily ever after.


Epilogue
Coach Red
He got fired after being accused of breaking the basketball hoop. He went to jail for trying to kill Thumbdunk.

Coach Helen and Thumbdunk
After they got married they started a camp for kids who want to just play basketball and they have one boy named Daniel.

Grandpa and Grandma
They see Thumbdunk and Helen for dinner every Friday night. Gandpa died at eighty seven because of a heart attack and Grandma died a pleasant death at ninety one.

Bigfoot
Is currently still helping others to fulfill there dreams. He doesn’t age.