Monday, March 1, 2010

Little Blue Sue

Once upon of time there was a girl name Little Blue Sue. She was very blue and her name was originally Sue. She wanted to go on a journey a journey to her sister’s hut. Her sister’s name was Hana. But this wasn’t any ordinary journey because she had to go through a desert to get to her sister’s hut. She tried to picture an image of what would be in the desert. But she could not picture anything.

“ What if … no, not that!” said Little Blue Sue as she created a scary picture in her mind.

“I guess I could give Hana a call and ask what I would need on this journey.”

“ Ring, ring!”

“Hi this is your sister Little Blue Sue.”

“Is that really you Little Blue Sue? I have not seen you for ages!” Screamed Hana in to the phone.

“Yah I was just calling to ask you a question about the desert, since I am going to your hut.”

“What is it?”

“Well I know this is kind of embarrassing but what do you need in the desert.”

“You should bring what you think you will need. That’s my one piece of advice.”

By now Little Blue Sue had exactly one hour if she wanted to make it for lunch. But she was still deciding what she should bring. Dumb enough she brings nothing but her.

Now Little Blue Sue is on her journey. She can’t wait to arrive! She is getting exhausted and needs to take a brake of walking. So she takes a brake and sits right next to the palm tree. A few minutes later she resumes walking. “Boo!” Says a creepy animal from behind Little Blue Sue.

“Oh my G-D who are you.”

“ I am about to be your worse night mare.” Said the Carcass

The carcass takes her arm and strangles her. Now he begins to take her slowly to her sister’s hut. But little Blue Sue doesn’t know where he is taking her. Now Little Blue Sue is nervous her life is on the line. But she won’t say a word.

Now the Carcass had stopped walking and let go of Little Blue Sue. “We arrived.” said the Carcass “ and your life is about to get more miserable.”

Little Blue Sue sees a hut. She thinks its Hana’s hut. It is! Hana walks out and could tell that the carcass was giving Little Blue Sue a hard time. Now Hana jumps on the Carcass’s back and says

“You have three chances to get out of my hut and give us a little present because of your rude behavior.”

“ Now whose life is about to get more miserable”? Said Little Blue Sue.

Little Blue Sue and Hana now are chatting it up and thinking what his three chances should be.

“I got it.,” said Hana.

“What, what”

“So I will tell you each chance he gets as we go on let put it this way you will love what I’m about to do to him.”

The carcass knows that his three chances are goanna be very scary but he has a lot of fear. The first chance he gets is… He will ether give Little Blue Sue and Hana a present and get out of Hana’s hut or he will get a quarter of his body chopped off.

“We will be extra nice and let you decide what quarter of your body do you want chopped off.” Said Little Blue Sue and Hana.

“ I want no part of my body chopped off.”

“ I guess we can always do it the easy way and just chop your whole body into pieces.”

“Never mind then.”

The carcass finally decided after ten minutes that the quarter of his body that was getting chopped off was goanna be his head and his arms.

“Oh yah one more thing how would you like to be chopped up.”

“ I don’t care just get it over with.”

The end results were Little Blue Sue and Hana cut his arms and head with an axe but he still managed to keep living.

“ Looks like its time for us to give you another chance to get out and give us a present.”

“This time it’s going to be very harsh for two reasons. The first reason is you don’t chooses what parts of your body you want cut off we do. The second reason is your getting half your body chopped up.”

“What part should we chop up this time Hana?”

“I think we should chop off every thing waist and below.”

“ I agree. Also this time we should use a knife so it takes more time to chop up.”

Now all the carcass has is a stomach and hands. The carcass is now thinking should I go or should I stay.

“We are giving you one more chance.”

“What will happen if I stay”?

“You will see.”

“Ouch.” The carcass says.

Little Blue Sue and Hana end up killing the rest of him with their hands. So Little Blue Sue and Hana lived happily ever after and the carcass ended up having the miserable life. Because he ended up getting murdered. The End.

By Oren Balshin

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