Obituary for Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse, 80, passed away on November 18^th 2008,his 80^th birthday, at Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Hospital. He will be sadly missed by his loving wife, Minnie Mouse. By his side were his caring and loving friends, Daisy Duck, Dewey, Donald Duck, Goofy, Huey, Louie, Peg Leg Pete and his wonderful pet dog Pluto. Mickey had great adventures with his friends and always enjoyed meeting his fans in Disney Parks. A funeral service will be held at 1:00 p.m. Tuesday, November 24^th 2008 at the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Main Street Disneyland.

~Sari

Tinkerbell

The Obituary of Tinkerbell
Written By: Bayle James



Tina, also known as Tinkerbell, was only 26 when she died from an overdose of ‘pixy dust’. She died on Monday, October 31st at 6:30 pm in the sky above Never Land. She is going to be missed dearly by Peter Pan, The Lost Boys (Tootles, Nibs, Slightly, Curly and The Twins), Wendy and all of her friends in Never Land. She will be remembered for her pouting, her jealousy and her good heart. Tinkerbell spent her whole life in Never Land. She lived with Peter and the Lost Boys in Slightly’s Tree house. One of Tinkerbell’s proudest moments was when she saved Peter from a poisoned drink that Captain Hook gave to Peter to kill him. She drank the drink to save her friend and almost died. Then she was saved by Peter who encouraged children to clap their hands to prove that they believed in fairies. Ceremonies to celebrate the life of Tinkerbell will take place second to the right and straight on till morning. Donations can be made to F.O.O.P.A. (Fairies Off Of Pixy Dust Association).

Bingo Prizes

7A: please bring in donations of lottery tickets by the end of the week for bingo baskets.

Obiturary for Bart Simpson

Bartholomew J. Simpson "El Barto" passed away last Thursday at age 10. This happened during a tragic skateboarding accident over Springfield Gorge. He will be missed by his sort of loving family, Marge his mom, Homer his dad and Lisa "Snot face" his loving sister. He also left behind an adoring cat Snowball II and an affectionate dog Santa's Little Helper. The funeral will be held at The First Church of Springfield 123 Fake street. The service will be lead by Reverand Lovejoy at 2:30pm Monday afternoon.

The Cookie Monster

The Cookie Monster

The cookie monster passed away at age 50 January 1 1800, at the mental Cookie hospital at 12:00 am in the morning. He will be sadly and sadly missed by his loving family who called him the Cookie monster along with his dedication to his family and friends, a beloved mother called the Cookie mama and his father called the Cookie daddy, and to his friends that loved the Cookie monster named The Big Yellow Bird, The Garbage Man, The Kids, The People, The Camera Man, The Director, The Producer, and his brother called the Cookie nerd, and his sister called the Cookie geek, and his younger brother called the Cookie dork, and his grandma and his grandpa. The cookie monster hobbies were to sit down and eat cookies all day 24/7 non-stops until he got full. The Cookie monster always wanted a dog called the Cookie doggy, the day the Cookie monster died from cookie cancer he got his dog and was never got to see it again and career was over. The Cookie monster funeral will be held at Cookie Ave 22 Street in Toronto may the Cookie monster rest in peace.

BY: Tomer Busheri 7A

Jug-Head's Dead!

Jug head Jones died on October 9th 2008 at the age of 18. He died of food poisoning at the Riverdale ICU. He will be sadly missed by lifelong friends: Archie Andrews, Veronica Lodge, Betty Cooper, and most of all Pop Tate: owner of Pop’s Choklit Shoppe. He also was a devoted food lover and has on record eaten 91 hamburgers in one sitting. His beloved pet; Hot-Dog will be adopted by Archie Andrews. A funeral service will be held a 5:00 Pm on Monday 15th at the Riverdale Church, 4266 whether drive

Dracula Obituary

Dracula, age 200 died in Fang Hospital after sucking blood out of a poisonous peacock, on Jan 10th 1996. His wife, children and many others except Ogi the Bear will miss him. Dracula had a strong relationship with Pete the Farmer. They would always go to Vampire Bowling together. Pete misses him dearly. Dracula's bat “Ron” wept for about an hour and then moved on. Dracula also had a cat named “Tooth”, a cow name “Jim”, a frog named “Hermit”, a squirrel named “Dog” and a chestnut named “Bill”. Dracula always enjoyed taking long walks across Blood Mountain and enjoyed going to the disco for vampires at 9’ o clock every night. A funeral will be held at Fang Synagogue, 2734 Tooth Road. Everyone is welcome to bring gifts in memory of Dracula. Complimentary punch to follow.

BY ARI HAVUSHA!

Help!

Hey Guys!

I don't really understand the homework for Monday. Do we gather info about a mythical character or do we get a myth about a mythical character??????????

Daora the Explorer Obituary

Dora the Explorer
Dora the Explorer suffered a difficult death on the 3rd of April 2008. Dora’s friend map was stolen by a mysterious bird and he flew up to the tallest mountain with map in his feet. Dora had always relied on her map for directions and had no clue how to get to the tallest mountain and neither did her monkey friend Boots. Dora and Boots wondered around the path that they were on for a little while and did not find the tallest mountain. After the day was done and it was time to go to bed. Dora was so worried because she had to get home to her grandma that night. With all her worries she fainted and died. Boots the monkey said that after this had happened he ran in all directions to find help and magically found Dora’s Grandmother’s home.
Dora had many friends and family including Boots (the monkey), Diego, her grandma, Swiper (her enemy), Map, Backpack, Benny (the cow), Easa (the iguana) and Tico (the squirrel). They all miss her dearly.
Dora’s number one hobby was exploring. She loved to go on adventures to help people. She was very giving and selfless. She will be missed by many people.
Her funeral will be held on the 5th of April 2008 in the at Kits beach from 11-1.

Glossary post for Hazy

Dictionary entry for Hazy

Hazy (hey-zee) indefinite, blurry, confusing


Shakaed

Homework

1. Bring in a copy of a Greek myth of your choice for in-class obituary write on Monday.
2. 5% bonus if you post your practice obituary from Friday's class. BONUS ONLY IF YOUR WORK IS POLISHED. You will lose 1% for each proofreading error.

Headline

English travelers found parts of an animal that once was called the Minotaur.

Glossary Posts for Himation and Centaur

Analogy:

Centaur is to myth as Cinderella is to fairy tale.

Newspaper Headline:

Himations and Togas back in Style!

Riddle to Hephaestus

What do you do when you can't start a fire?

Answer: Call Hephaestus

Fraud Acrostic

Acrostic:

Fake
Ron cheated
Andrew
Ulla scammed
Derek

Analogy

Analogy for democracy:

Democracy is to government as macbook is to computer.

Danny G

"Zeus" Glossary Post

Newspaper Headline:
Zeus' roar shook the earths core.

Homer

Analogy for Homer

Homer is to poet

as Iliad is to book

Analogy to Iliad

Iliad is to Homer as Twilight is to Stephenie Meyer

Frescoe

Headline To The Word Frescoe

"Picasso has sold over 2,000,000 fresoes in one day!"