Noga`s Bye Bye Big Birdie Dialogue

On Thanksgiving:
"Wow, this salad is fantastic Elmo!" Bert exclaimed as he grinned.
"Yes, Bert is right! I think it is amazing because there are 9 beans, 12 pieces of cucumber, 15 pieces of tomato, 26 pieces of lettuce and 18 olives," Count said.
"Hey, nobody compliments me on my salads!"whispered Oscar.
"Well Oscar, maybe that's because you have rotten eggs, bitten apples and chewed gum in your salad from your trash can,"supposed Ernie.
"Yes and NO cookies!" Yelled the Cookie Monster.
"Let`s calm down everyone okay? Now since we all settled down, WHERE IS BIG BIRD?"
Everyone looked around them. No sign of big bird!
Elmo started to say "How can we have thanksgiving dinner without..."
"Dinner is served" said the chef with the french accent that had a big, brown, dark mustache.
"Hey that is big bird!" Shrieked Elmo.
"Well, look on the bright side."Ernie told him.
"And what is that?" Asked Elmo.
"Always look on the bright side of life..."Sang Ernie
Then everyone (except for big bird) sang the song with him .

The end